Tuesday, 16 February 2010

Crazy English

If adults commit adultery, do infants commit infantry? If olive oil is made from olives, what do they make baby oil from? If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian consume? A writer is someone who writes, and a stinger is something that stings. But fingers don't fing, grocers don't groce, hammers don't ham, humdingers don't humding, ushers don't ush, and haberdashers do not haberdash ...
... If the plural of tooth is teeth, shouldn't the plural of booth be beeth? One goose, two geese - so one moose, two meese? If people ring a bell today and rang a bell yesterday, why don't we say that they flang a ball? If they wrote a letter, perhaps they also bote their tongue.

Richard Lederer: Crazy English

2 comments:

kalina morena said...

lovely!!!
sooo true. we study language maybe for the same purpose we study the human mind: to understand that things are not always logical.
thanks for sharing the pearl. i'll post it to my blog too, ok?
cheers!

AcrossCultures said...

Sure, go ahead ...