One day God was looking down at earth and saw all of the misbehaving that was going on. So he called one of his angels to go to Earth for a time.
When he returned, the angel told God, 'Yes, it is bad on Earth; 95% are misbehaving and only 5% are not.'
God thought for a moment and said, 'Maybe I had better send down another angel to get a second opinion'
So God called another angel and sent him to Earth for a time too.
When the angel returned he went to God and said, 'Yes, it's true. The
Earth is in decline; 95% are misbehaving, but 5% are being good.'
God was not pleased. So he decided to e-mail the 5% who were good,
because he wanted to encourage them, give them a little something to
help them keep going.
Do you know what the e-mail said?
Okay, just checking with you. I didn't get one either...